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20 funny children's texts. Overheard and found

20 funny children's texts. Overheard and found



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The kids have a sense of the moment. They can say something funny or surprising when we least expect it. Here is a list, according to us, the funniest texts of toddlers. Will you add something from yourself?

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Mom, if you don't buy me a candy bar, I won't give you my laundry to wash!

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3-year-old Julka: I do not understand what you blame, crazy mother!

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Daughter of 2.5 years, when she saw boys playing football - "Mom, are we going on boys?"
I fell

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Szymuś is recently fascinated with snails :) I tried to teach him a snail poem, snail show horns, I will give you cheese for dumplings. Szymuś only remembered: "Pimak, I will give you an am." He recently picked up cheese from sandwiches, saying it was for a snail

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My 5-year-old daughter began to fall out of milks and her grandmother explains to her: "Ewuś, now a tooth under the pillow and in the morning there will be money", for this my child: "And you will give me your (prosthesis), I will get more money"

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I approach the cashier with my 2.5-year-old son.
Seller: - Is this all for you?
Son (angry): - This is not you! This is my mum!

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I say to my 3-year-old: "Clean up these books after you." To which she responds: "Princesses do not clean"

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My sister Kasia to her daughter Melania:
- Mel, you poured the juice!
And what does Mel say?
- What? It's my life.

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My 3 year old always calls someone with him to the toilet.

Curious grandmother asks why Tomeczek always take someone to take you to the toilet?

Tomek is surprised when he answers the irrational grandmother: "Well, if someone would hold me a pee, I won't get my hands dirty"

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My child recently said how I cooked rice and turkey breast quickly: "I see you finally learned to cook."

I'm sorry, I cooked badly for 10 years?

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A little daughter from a vacation in the countryside returns and says, - Maaamo, I've seen such great pigs, even bigger than you !!!

I was sad, the child seeing the sadness came up, hugged and said - I'm joking mommy, there is no bigger pig than you.

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Son to grandmother, that he would give him another mother like that because he would like to have such a wife

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The daughter likes to hug her face to the face of her dad, because as she says "cool sting". Recently, she asked me the question: "Mum, don't you have facial hair?" I said no. And she won't worry, she'll grow up yet.

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I say to my son "dress slippers" and he says "I don't have time", I answer "then find this time" and he says: "I HAVE NO TIME TO FIND TIME"

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Zosia was in the bathroom and did a poo, for which her grandmother called her "Zosia, but it smells", for which Zosia: "Grandma is not a florist"

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We are standing at the cash register in the market. A 5-year-old son saw a condom and says to her husband: "Dad, see the cigarettes." The husband replies: "These are condoms. Such clothes for pitolek. " What is my son dead seriously: "Dad, how do you know that ?!" And at that moment the whole queue in a roar.

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We go with my nephew for bread. He asks me to wait in front of the store, he will buy it. I tell him what to buy and give money. He went proud, suddenly I hear through the open door
- poplose single-loaf bread (supposed to be wholemeal)

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Paulinka, 4 years old, ran to me with a comb and says: "Bury me"

(All in all logical, the comb is from burying, not combing :)

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A friend worked in a kindergarten, and a boy says "And my dad is beating my mother". The girls (preschoolers) were interested in that, they thought that it was necessary to ask the child, because he may be harming something at home or something and asking him: "But how is mum beating? ". And little on it: "Normally pee by the ass"

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Patriotic questions:
- What is the Polish flag?
- White and red
- And the emblem?
- Crowned eagle
- And sing the hymn
- 'Polskaaa white and red ...